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Read from 54 comments (49 from Metacritic, 5 from TMDB reviews) β 14 of them described how it moves.
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βThe first half of the movie is not all bad. It is actually somewhat enjoyable.β
Dark Jedi Β· TMDB reviews β
βHowever, then it went downhill quickly with Noah going more and more nutsβ
Dark Jedi Β· TMDB reviews β
βThe trauma that Noah deals with during the flood and post-flood is beautifully depicted.β
Grant English Β· TMDB reviews β
βI also liked the tension of Noah and the family on the ark as they wrestle with the possibility that the Creator has forgotten them.β
Grant English Β· TMDB reviews β
βI started getting a little bored in the second half when the protagonists are stuck in the arkβ
Wuchak Β· TMDB reviews β
βI didn't even watch the ending!β
Godmademe Β· Metacritic β
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βDespite wild deviations in spiritual themes and execution, nothing in Noah approaches sacrilege or surrender, making this an acutely sensible biblical epic. It may simply be too strange for the masses to notice.β
Steve Persall, Tampa Bay Times Β· 91
βDarren Aronofsky wrestles one of scripture's most primal stories to the ground and extracts something vital and audacious, while also pushing some aggressive environmentalism, in Noah.β
Todd McCarthy, The Hollywood Reporter Β· 90
βDarren Aronofsky brings wild ambition and thrilling artistry to one of the Old Testamentβs best-known, most dramatic, least plausible stories β Noah and the ark β with Russell Crowe infusing the role of Godβs first seaman and zookeeper with all his surly majesty.β
Richard Corliss, Time Β· 90
βThis is a Noah for the 21st century, one of the most dazzling and unforgettable biblical epics ever put on film.β
Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times Β· 88
βOverall, Noah represents a respectful take on an old story by filmmakers who pose a pertinent question. The Creator promises never again to wipe humanity off the face of the Earth, signing that covenant with the cheering image of a rainbow. Does that mean he wonβt let us wipe ourselves out millennia later, if weβre hell-bent on doing so?β
Lawrence Toppman, Charlotte Observer Β· 83
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 25 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
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βI didn't even watch the ending!β
Godmademeabout 75β100% inread it β
βReally good up until the Floodβ
Tyranianabout 0β50% inread it β
βthen it changes genre and becomes this lame stalker-thriller nonsenseβ
Tyranianabout 50β100% inread it β
βI was somewhat bored with the first 15-20 minutes and didn't feel like the story was set up that wellβ
SchroederRockabout 0β15% inread it β
βThe first half of the movie is not all bad. It is actually somewhat enjoyable.β
Dark Jediabout 0β50% inread it β
βHowever, then it went downhill quickly with Noah going more and more nutsβ
Dark Jediabout 50β100% inread it β
βThe trauma that Noah deals with during the flood and post-flood is beautifully depicted.β
Grant Englishabout 75β100% inread it β
βI also liked the tension of Noah and the family on the ark as they wrestle with the possibility that the Creator has forgotten them.β
Grant Englishabout 50β75% inread it β
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