Diary of a Mad Teen

what happens

While making Claire's bed, Jay finds her diary hidden under the mattress. She can't resist the temptation of reading it and learns that her daughter is thinking about becoming sexually active. Michael is scheduled for an appointment with the eye doctor even though he insists there's nothing wrong with his sight; he asks Junior to drive and Michael reprimands him for his poor driving skills.

guest cast

Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.

• Chelsea Handler
• Gedde Watanabe