Red, White & Dick

what happens

After hearing the crowd sing The Star Spangled Banner at a baseball game, Dick realizes that humans are passionate about their country of origin and attempts to become more American, only to discover that he actually has a Canadian passport. Meanwhile, the other Solomons' work on the basis that all Americans are equal, and start an equality system in the house, putting Harry in charge, who makes everybody wear the same uniform and rations household items, until Tommy begins to fear that they are losing their individuality.

who made it

directed

Terry Hughes

written

Will Forte

guest cast

Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.

• Ian Lithgow as Leon
• Danielle Nicolet as Caryn
• Chris Hogan as Aubrey Pitman
• David DeLuise as Bug Pollone
• Brian Palermo as Mr. Barnes
• Armand Reiser as Spectator