Tangled Webs

what happens

Statham still isn't completely over Joanna and spends all his day trying to win her back by pretending to hang himself, singing ‘All By Myself' to her via a megaphone and by challenging Lyndon to a tug-of-war in the cafeteria for the hand of Joanna. However when he meets the hospital's chaplain Cordelia he soon finds another object for his affection. Meanwhile Caroline is feeling broody but is having conflicting thoughts about who should be the prospective daddy. Still infatuated with Mac, she also finds herself drawn to Guy and his ‘layers' - most of which he invents in order to manipulate her into a date out in the countryside. Martin gets his exam results (which are held hostage by Sue for most of the day) but discovers he has failed yet again – however not until Guy evilly convinces him he has passed. And a cardboard cut-out of Jesus keeps popping up around the hospital.

who made it

directed

Tristram Shapeero, Dominic Brigstocke

guest cast

Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.

• Paterson Joseph as Lyndon
• Kevin Eldon as Scissors Bentley
• Manjinder Virk as Theatre Nurse
• Saskia Wickham as Chaplain
• RRobin Savage as Student
• RRamon Woolfe as Deaf Signer
• NNathaniel Gleed as Josh
• JJay Byrd as Cleaner