S5E2
F*ck, Marry, Frieda
Orange Is the New Black · 2017-06-09 · 53 min
FLICKFEEL
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from 15 comments
COMMUNITY
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nobody yet
YOURS
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…
what happens
Maria convenes a special assembly in the chapel as the inmates plot their next move. Frieda makes use of the survival skills she learned as a kid.
how it went
Left to right is this episode — its opening to its closing minutes. This is the one span the comments were always describing.
FUN
75
how good a time it was
MEANINGFUL
0
how much it moved you
Two separate readings, not parts of the score — the score says how much of it held you, these say what kind of watch it was.
Read from 15 comments — 6 said when.
Not enough to put a number on. The shape below is drawn from what there is, with the widest uncertainty band we use — it is the start of an answer, not one.
Not enough people said when to name this shape. The line is what the evidence draws, not a finding.
Hover the curveDrag across the curve to see what people said at any point.
- height
- how intense it got, 0–100
- gold above
- how tender it felt. violet below — what it cost. Thick on both at once means it was doing both.
- grey haze
- how sure we are — wider means fewer people described it
what people actually wrote
Grouped by where it was written, because a considered review and a reaction typed an hour after the credits are different things. Every quote links to its source.
“The female guard cracked me up at the end "Don't fucking say cheese"”
▲ 407about 75–100% inread it ↗
“my heart broke for her!”
glencoco22▲ 323about 50–60% inread it ↗
“that scene with Humps convulsing was honestly horrifying”
Wtucker4▲ 144about 60–70% inread it ↗
“this whole season feels really contrived and cheesy so far”
catsgelatowinepizza▲ 90about 0–15% inread it ↗
who made it
- directed
- Constantine Makris
guest cast
Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.
Laura Gómez as Blanca Flores
Matt Peters as Joel Luschek
Dale Soules as Frieda Berlin
Diane Guerrero as Maritza Ramos
Beth Dover as Linda Ferguson
Jimmy Gary Jr. as CO Felix Rikerson
Mia Sinclair Jenness as Young Frieda- DDavid Bodenschatz as James Shulock