S2E10
Bonfire of the Vanity
Gossip Girl · 2008-11-10 · 42 min
FLICKFEEL
50
from 46 comments
COMMUNITY
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nobody yet
YOURS
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what happens
Blair sets out on a mission to break up her mother and Cyrus Rose, her new man. Jenny moves in with Agnes as the two continue with their plans for their own fashion line. As Serena continues to fall for Aaron, she learns something that may derail their relationship forever while Dan interviews Bart Bass for an article for New York Magazine.
how it went
Left to right is this episode — its opening to its closing minutes. This is the one span the comments were always describing.
FUN
0
how good a time it was
MEANINGFUL
42
how much it moved you
Two separate readings, not parts of the score — the score says how much of it held you, these say what kind of watch it was.
Read from 46 comments — 35 said when.
💀 flatline — One note, start to finish. Hard going most of the way through. Very little of it ever resolves.
Hover the curveDrag across the curve to see what people said at any point.
- height
- how intense it got, 0–100
- gold above
- how tender it felt. violet below — what it cost. Thick on both at once means it was doing both.
- tension rail
- how much was still unresolved
- grey haze
- how sure we are — wider means fewer people described it
💀 flatline — one note, start to finish
what people actually wrote
Grouped by where it was written, because a considered review and a reaction typed an hour after the credits are different things. Every quote links to its source.
“I feel like the finale episode where Kate admitted she was gg was fake and I thought she was going to wake up from a dream”
noblenachos▲ 133about 90–100% inread it ↗
“Andy cohen jumpscare 💀”
plumsfromyouricebox▲ 110about 90–100% inread it ↗
“Kate's takedown was so ..fast and unsatisfying?”
Nearby_Band8560▲ 106about 75–100% inread it ↗
“the Kate GG reveal felt so out of left field. I hated it.”
▲ 99about 75–100% inread it ↗
who made it
- directed
- David Von Ancken
- written
- Jessica Queller
guest cast
Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.
Willa Holland as Agnes Andrews
John Patrick Amedori as Aaron Rose
Daniel Stewart Sherman as Deep Throat
Cyndi Lauper as Cyndi Lauper
Brennan Brown as Mr. Smith
David Patrick Kelly as Noah Shapiro
Peter Francis James as James Wolf
Wallace Shawn as Cyrus Rose