Chapter Five

what happens

It's Thanksgiving week, but no one seems particularly grateful. Guber, for example, is still upset over his onstage serenade at the charity show. Football player Jason Harrelson broke bully Malcolm White's arm during a fight in the hall. Buttle is starring in yet another Sheryl Holt original online humiliation cartoon. Last, but not least, Lauren discovered a senior sex posse which awards senior guys points for sex. In response to the sex posse scandal, Principal Harper organizes a sophomore assembly to preach the benefits of chastity. The teachers draw straws, and Lipschultz is chosen to head up the event. Later at the assembly, Lipschultz' boring speech turns shocking when he confesses to catching his beloved late wife in bed with another man. In his office, Harper confronts Jason Harrelson about the fight. Harrelson says he used a fighting technique that Harper taught Anthony in order to defend Anthony's honor. Repercussions ensue -- including a lawsuit by Malcolm's family and a con

who made it

directed

Rachel Talalay

written

David E. Kelley

guest cast

Billed for this episode only — the turn people remember an episode for.

• Tom McCarthy as Kevin Riley
• Joey Slotnick as Milton Buttle
• Ashley French as Carol Prader
• Bob Papenbrook as Jonathan White
• Sarah Thompson as Dana Poole
• John Francis Daley as Anthony Ward
• Courtney B. Vance as Walter Harrelson
• Zachery Ty Bryan as Malcolm White