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Read from 46 comments (43 from Metacritic, 3 from TMDB reviews) — 11 of them described how it moves.
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“Algumas partes nós vemos que não tem muita ação”
dare1789 · Metacritic ↗
“The jump scares with the snake were perfect, almost gave me a heart attack.”
GhostBullet217 · Metacritic ↗
“insufferably slow, unfunny, and not scary movie that takes more than half of the runtime to get going”
imthenoob · Metacritic ↗
“What begins with a slightly tongue-in-cheek, almost parody-like tone gradually transitions into a more grounded and engaging action film”
QueenT · Metacritic ↗
“first 5 minutes reminded me of why I cant watch a movie with Jack Black...noises and body gyrations have never been funny coming from him”
zerafian · Metacritic ↗
“the clownish movie-making setup ruins it from the start”
AllDayDom · Metacritic ↗
Read 28 Aug 2026 · confidence 92% · scored on the same 0-100 scale as a community score · how this works
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“The comedy level is well-sustained throughout the film. There is no shortage of comedy in the first half. But it really is the second half when one is able to stop making the predictions and relax into the laughs. At that point, all snake hell breaks loose and the pace accelerates quickly enough that it’s easier to go along with it.”
John Kirk, Original-Cin · 83
“A silly yet successful enough distraction from the holiday chaos — A gag gift from someone who cares.”
Liz Shannon Miller, Consequence · 75
“This is at its core a story that understands misguided aspirations. Yes, they’re ridiculous, but without them there’d never be movies like the ’90s “Anaconda” — and we wouldn’t have this “Anaconda” to enjoy.”
Bob Strauss, San Francisco Chronicle · 75
“Whenever there’s a lull here, a big laugh soon comes along with the force of a boa constrictor that conceals the flaws.”
Johnny Oleksinski, New York Post · 75
“Anaconda taps into a sweet spot that's just edgy enough to make adults laugh and just family friendly enough to let kids have a good time with their parents too. It's hilarious, harmless, and puts a fun spin on a familiar formula, even if the snake still looks fake as hell.”
Ethan Anderton, Slashfilm · 70
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 28 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
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“Algumas partes nós vemos que não tem muita ação”
dare1789about 33–66% inread it ↗
“The jump scares with the snake were perfect, almost gave me a heart attack.”
GhostBullet217about 0–100% inread it ↗
“insufferably slow, unfunny, and not scary movie that takes more than half of the runtime to get going”
imthenoobabout 0–50% inread it ↗
“What begins with a slightly tongue-in-cheek, almost parody-like tone gradually transitions into a more grounded and engaging action film”
QueenTabout 0–33% inread it ↗
“Why did I wait to see this until now? And why did Jon Voight not win another Oscar for this movie? “Anaconda” follows a group of highly intelligent and not at all oblivious documentary filmmakers as they search for a hidden tribe in the Amazon. Along the way, they find a not at all creepy snake hunter played by Jon Voight, whose tries to help them but completely by accident takes them into a forbidden area of the Amazon where resides giant, completely realistic-looking snakes that move at ent”
Sheldon Nylanderread it ↗
“Good watch, would watch again, and can recommend. This is a huge surprise that this holds up after 20+ years, which is great because there aren't enough giant snake movies out there. This was a bit before modern technology, but that's offset by taking place on the Amazon River, far away from where technology would work anyways. This was also back when Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube thought they were actors (and I honestly prefer them as actors), and I certainly don't think that they are th”
Kamurairead it ↗
“Yep hope I never see any giant anaconda In person. I would freak the hell out. Probably pee my pants too lol. It's a ok movie, but the snake does look fake. Either way I hate snakes.”
Andre Gonzalesread it ↗
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