“What may be the worst feature of the film is that it is two hours yet feels like it was ten hours. It was never truly slow, but just dragged on and on and never seemed to end.”
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“Lo han vuelto hacer, se han superado, no se como demonios lo hacen, pero han conseguido hacer otra montaña de MIERDA, mas apestosa, mas pútrida y mas retrasada que su anterior bodrio El Atlas de las Nubes, haciendo que su carrera esté tan hundida, que Shyamalan a su lado es Steven Spielberg, porque encima la película se ha pegado un brutal hostión en la taquilla no lleva ni 20 millones recaudado y ha costado unos 200 millones.
¿Pero que ha pasado?, vamos a ver la cosa es muy sencilla, estos 2”
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“A young immigrant domestic cleaner’s life on Earth is **** when she is discovered as the heir apparent to a dynasty of intergalactic landowners and planet harvesters, only to be pursued by the tyrannical head of the family whom she is determined to fight with the help **** engineered super-soldier.
Writers/Directors The Wachowskis (The Matrix, Cloud Atlas) bring their action-packed “space-opera” to the big screen in a film that’s been described as a cross-between The Matrix and Star Wars, we ”
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“Dear Jupiter Ascending, I am writing to you to drop my average film score. Do you remember when we met? It was in a lonely place, an alone-in-a-cold-dark-room-at-3am place, Google results on scifi action film I hadn’t seen showing 0. I tried to respect your ambition, but you kept talking about how The Chronicles of Riddick was really cool, but how you wanted to be more than that. Oh? Do you remember how The Chronicles of Riddick looked in the mirror and was like “oh **** too far” and then turned”
