G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Name: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Genre: Action, Science Fiction, Adventure, Thriller
Released: 2013-03-27
Duration: 110 min

Heroes are made in America.

20131h 50mcritics 5.7/10

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Framed for crimes against the country, the G.I. Joe team is terminated by Presidential order. This forces the G.I. Joes into not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.

starring Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis, Jonathan Pryce, Adrianne Palicki

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Read from 45 comments (41 from Metacritic, 4 from TMDB reviews) — 15 of them described how it moves.

➖ steady — Holds one level all the way. Pulled both ways throughout — never simply one thing. Marked above the line: 1 that landed as a blow.

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Metacritic46 read

“l'histoire qui tient sur un demi-ticket de métro se traîne éhontément et que ça parle beaucoup et que ça ne se remue pas vraiment le cul”
Broyaxabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“was a boring movie”
CineAutoctonoabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“in the action scenes have felt a little move”
CineAutoctonoabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“The film kicks off on kind of familiar territory but with a few strange faces”
StevenFabout 0–15% inread it ↗

TMDB4 read

“the cliff side fight sequence was pure gold”
Dr Nostromoabout 40–60% inread it ↗
“This is actually the third time seeing this, not because I liked it nor am that big of a fan of the toy line it spawned from, but saw this in the theaters, then again on Blu-ray and now on 4K Ultra HD, the latter two times for review. I had doubt this third viewing would make much of a difference and while I found it entertaining and perhaps a slight upgrade in rating (2.75 vs 3.0) and that it was better assembled compared with The Rise of Cobra, including visual effects that was a massive impro”
JPV852read it ↗
“Well, it wasn't great, but it was leagues above the first outing. Dwayne Johnson wasn't exactly the articulate chef with the heavy machine gun that we all knew and loved, but the story behind and the characters seemed a lot more like the GI Joe of the comic books, the GI Joe of the cartoons. It seemed more like early GI Joe, and early Larry Hama, it seemed more like the era where he was writing a military comic book for a military toy geared towards little boys, rather than the over-the-to”
GenerationofSwineread it ↗
“With some of my favorite actors like Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson I was really expecting this to be a great movie! It certainly had action and those actors had great lines and roles. But the movie seemed to be split into a bad version of Small Soldiers and a Jackie Chan movie two separate styles each separate and then only tied together by a thin thread towards the end of the movie. Again, feels like more effort could have been put into checking the story before making the movie.”

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