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Two separate readings, not parts of the score β the score says how much of it held you, these say what kind of watch it was.
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Read from 99 comments (50 from Metacritic, 46 from Reddit, 3 from TMDB reviews) β 20 of them described how it moves.
β steady β Holds one level all the way. Hard going most of the way through. In the last stretch it was tender and painful at the same time, which is the state people mean by being moved. Very little of it ever resolves. Marked above the line: 1 moment that made people jump, 1 that gave people chills.
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βThe pacing in this movie was terribleβ
Annunaki12 Β· Reddit β
βThe framing felt off the entire movie, as though the DP had no idea how to compose the shots. It was godfuckingawful cinematography in my opinion.β
absidell Β· Reddit β
βat the end of the movie when his wife yelled out 'Abraham we are going to be late for the theater!' Audience in the theater started going 'ooohhh nooooo'. We were so focused on him fighting the vampires, we totally forgot about how he died in real life.β
βin the movie they do it in a half assed manner.β
Annunaki12 Β· Reddit β
βI loved every minute of it.β
NoxPrime Β· Reddit β
βI think at one point it started taking itself too seriously and didn't have anything deep or any substance that would make the seriousness work. Right around the second act.β
FreeWillDoesNotExist Β· Reddit β
Read 28 Aug 2026 Β· confidence 100% Β· scored on the same 0-100 scale as a community score Β· how this works
Published reviews, not felt experience β a different question from the one above, and never mixed into the FlickFeel score.
It plays better than it reviews β the watch lands harder than the write-ups suggest.
βA blast, the best action movie of the summer.β
Joe Williams, St. Louis Post-Dispatch Β· 88
βWhen Bekmambetov is in full stride and the gore, oaths and silver bullets are flying, it's a kick. The title may sound like a joke, but Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is serious fun.β
Shawn Levy, Portland Oregonian Β· 83
βBenjamin Walker, as Lincoln, may not have the gangly gravitas of Raymond Massey's "Abe Lincoln in Illinois" β he looks like a young Liam Neeson doing a younger Bruce Campbell, frankly β but he does have a sly, self-effacing sense of humor that feels ever so Lincoln-esqueβ
Marc Savlov, Austin Chronicle Β· 78
βWithout a doubt the best film we are ever likely to see on the subject - unless there is a sequel, which is unlikely, because at the end, the Lincolns are on their way to the theater.β
Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Β· 75
βInstead of getting smirky and campy and blowing out the joke in the first few scenes, Grahame-Smith and director Timur Bekmambetov straight-face it. They ask themselves, well, what would it be like if the main struggle of Lincoln's life were with vampires intent on taking over the new world? And they answer the question as realistically and soberly as they can within this loony framework.β
Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle Β· 75
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 28 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
it plays better than it reviews β critics 38, the watch 58
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βThe pacing in this movie was terribleβ
Annunaki12β² 14about 0β100% inread it β
βThe framing felt off the entire movie, as though the DP had no idea how to compose the shots. It was godfuckingawful cinematography in my opinion.β
absidellβ² 8about 0β100% inread it β
βat the end of the movie when his wife yelled out 'Abraham we are going to be late for the theater!' Audience in the theater started going 'ooohhh nooooo'. We were so focused on him fighting the vampires, we totally forgot about how he died in real life.β
β² 6about 90β100% inread it β
βin the movie they do it in a half assed manner.β
Annunaki12β² 3about 0β100% inread it β
βThe ending is AWESOME.β
MacsMusicabout 75β100% inread it β
βbrutally impressive and frightening at timesβ
CineAutoctonoabout 0β100% inread it β
βbored as Lincoln was presidentβ
CineAutoctonoabout 33β66% inread it β
βfull of actionβ
CineAutoctonoabout 0β100% inread it β
βThe big setpieces seem to be what _Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter_ is all about, and they are **so bad**. Just abysmal.β
Gimlyabout 0β100% inread it β
βI was somewhat prepared to be disappointed by this movie due to its rather bizarre title and story but to my enjoyment I wasnβt. I found it to be a quite enjoyable movie. The story is somewhat bizarre indeed, but then what would you expect when Tim Burton has stuck his fingers into the production? The blurb about the film is also not exactly correct. The 16th president doesnβt discover that vampires are planning to take over the United States. Itβs more on the line that he enters politics anβ
Dark Jediread it β
βJoyously Bonkers! It is what it is, a nutty premise made in nutty fashion, but for the undemanding horror fan there's a good time to be had here. Action choreography is of a very good standard, as is, perhaps surprisingly, the CGI. The history aspects of the story, one Abraham Lincoln's accent into justifiable legendary status, are of course a mixture of the based on fact and chaotic popcorn, but it's always interesting, exciting and bloody! I imagine most horror fans have seen it by now, β
John Chardread it β
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