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Read from 57 comments (46 from Metacritic, 11 from TMDB reviews) — 17 of them described how it moves.
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“It took me a little while to get into it”
r96sk · TMDB reviews ↗
“the movie itself was very slow, lacking action and I almost fell a sleep”
Dean · TMDB reviews ↗
“This movie was the furthest from those three things! The Northam is dreadfully slow, with hardly anything happening, and when the few action scenes did happen, they were very poorly done!”
The Movie Mob · TMDB reviews ↗
“The typical heavy slow-burn that will bore many audiences hoping for an action extravaganza - it's indeed too long and uneventful”
Manuel São Bento · TMDB reviews ↗
“I immersed myself in the world of The Northman from the first 10 minutes and forgot myself due to my vision of a brutal, miserable, cruel, barbaric and cold world, in addition to a strange mixture between realism, fantasy and hallucinations.”
Andre Wilfred Sanders · TMDB reviews ↗
“the balance it maintains at least for much of its runtime between brutal realism and an esoteric layer that, at first, feels more like superstition, cultural rituals, and subjective perceptions tied to the Viking context. In that initial part, the film gives the impression of being firmly grounded in a raw, physical, and tangible world, where the mystical can be interpreted as symbolism, faith, or derivative hallucinations. That approach was very appealing to me, as it reinforces historical immersion without entirely breaking realistic logic”
Inrare · Metacritic ↗
Read 25 Aug 2026 · confidence 100% · scored on the same 0-100 scale as a community score · how this works
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“The Northman is a horribly violent, nihilistic and chaotic story about the endless cycle of violence, the choice between loving your friends and hating your enemies – which turns out to be no choice at all, and the thread of fate down which masculinity’s delicious toxin drips. It’s entirely outrageous, with some epic visions of the flaring cosmos. I couldn’t look away.”
Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian · 100
“It’s a big risk to spend that much cash on an auteur-driven historical epic at a time when historical epics have largely fallen by the wayside. But what a beautiful risk it is. I call upon Odin: may The Northman make a billion dollars.”
Clarisse Loughrey, The Independent · 100
“This is intimate, culturally rich storytelling on a brutally epic scale. Skarsgård is in his element, bolstered by a sensational cast throwing themselves headfirst into Eggers and Sjón’s awe-inspiring vision. A cinematic saga worthy of the ancestors.”
Hanna Flint, Empire · 100
“It’s a film with fingerprints all over it; one that has been crafted rather than manufactured, and rewatches reveal a chance to revel in its sharpness; a scene in which Amleth seeks the counsel of a blind Seeress (the incomparable Björk) teems with intricate set and costume details, while a violent game of Knattleikr – a Viking cross between lacrosse and rugby – proves more adrenaline-inducing than any CGI special of recent years.”
Hannah Strong, Little White Lies · 100
“A truly distinctive epic, blending brutal violence, powerhouse performances and otherworldly imagery into its volcanic rampage of revenge. Unmissable.”
Matt Maytum, Total Film · 100
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 25 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
it reviews better than it plays — critics 86, the watch 54
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“the balance it maintains at least for much of its runtime between brutal realism and an esoteric layer that, at first, feels more like superstition, cultural rituals, and subjective perceptions tied to the Viking context. In that initial part, the film gives the impression of being firmly grounded in a raw, physical, and tangible world, where the mystical can be interpreted as symbolism, faith, or derivative hallucinations. That approach was very appealing to me, as it reinforces historical immersion without entirely breaking realistic logic”
Inrareabout 0–66% inread it ↗
“as the story progresses, the tone shifts, the film makes it clear that the esoteric is not merely perception or belief, but an objective reality within the narrative universe. Visions, prophecies, and supernatural ele”
Inrareabout 66–100% inread it ↗
“Pacing was awful, nothing happens throughout most of the movie”
antonimaabout 0–80% inread it ↗
“and then when something happens its .. still boring!”
antonimaabout 80–100% inread it ↗
“It took me a little while to get into it”
r96skabout 0–33% inread it ↗
“the movie itself was very slow, lacking action and I almost fell a sleep”
Deanabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“This movie was the furthest from those three things! The Northam is dreadfully slow, with hardly anything happening, and when the few action scenes did happen, they were very poorly done!”
The Movie Mobabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“The typical heavy slow-burn that will bore many audiences hoping for an action extravaganza - it's indeed too long and uneventful”
Manuel São Bentoabout 0–100% inread it ↗
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