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Read from 53 comments (50 from Metacritic, 3 from TMDB reviews) — 6 of them described how it moves.
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“falling asleep the first time. This is a complete snoozer”
moneypit · Metacritic ↗
“Turned it off halfway through”
imthenoob · Metacritic ↗
“We got 2 hours of deadpan delivery with not much of anything else.”
imthenoob · Metacritic ↗
“It takes 40 minutes for anything to actually happen.”
AmadorF3 · Metacritic ↗
“So slow and boring that it would put a zombie to sleep.”
WhisperingGhost · Metacritic ↗
“his message also (but it is too much hammered in at the end)”
Kai82 · Metacritic ↗
Read 28 Aug 2026 · confidence 50% · scored on the same 0-100 scale as a community score · how this works
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It reviews better than it plays — admired more than it is enjoyed.
“For its slightness and silliness, its concerns are grander. Here, the undead ghouls represent nothing but the cold prospect of death itself. “This isn’t gonna end well,” Driver’s omniscient copper keeps intoning. And it never does.”
John Semley, The Globe and Mail (Toronto) · 88
“The obvious thing to call this film is a social satire. The humour is dry, pointed and often very, very funny. But Jarmusch is too clever and too careful a filmmaker to simply toss off a genre film for a few laughs.”
Karen Gordon, Original-Cin · 83
“This is a winningly eccentric film, as attuned in its own way to the rhythms of ordinary life as Jarmusch and Driver’s (even better) 2016 feature Paterson. But there is a pessimism gnawing away in its gut that can’t be laughed off.”
Robbie Collin, The Telegraph · 80
“I recommend this film more for fans of Jarmusch than for hardcore fans of the zombie genre. Although I hope that it does serve as an introduction to Jarmusch to people who haven’t seen his other films. Hopefully, most audiences can take away the message from the movie and don’t get too thrown off by the jokes or the star power involved.”
Lorry Kikta, Film Threat · 80
“A Jarmusch joint through and through, The Dead Don’t Die is as charming, affected and perplexing as we’ve come to expect from the long-time darling of US indie cinema.”
Christopher Machell, CineVue · 80
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 28 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
it reviews better than it plays — critics 54, the watch 36
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“falling asleep the first time. This is a complete snoozer”
moneypitabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“Turned it off halfway through”
imthenoobabout 0–50% inread it ↗
“We got 2 hours of deadpan delivery with not much of anything else.”
imthenoobabout 0–100% inread it ↗
“It takes 40 minutes for anything to actually happen.”
AmadorF3about 0–33% inread it ↗
“‘The Dead Don’t Die’ is a luxuriously paced, wittily gory zombie comedy. It’s part social commentary, part homage to cinema, and all ridiculous. With yet another pleasing genre film on offer from Jim Jarmusch, you’d be dead right to want to check it out. - Charlie David Page Read Charlie's full article... https://www.maketheswitch.com.au/article/review-the-dead-dont-die-a-zombie-comedy-thats-anything-but-grave Head to https://www.maketheswitch.com.au/sff for more Sydney Film Festival rev”
SWITCH.read it ↗
“This was really disappointing. That I **almost** laughed **one** time is the nicest thing I can say about _The Dead Don't Die_. I don't adore Jim Jarmusch as much as some, but I did expect more than this. Now you could argue that's on me, but I don't think it's **too** out of line to hope that a horror be scary, a comedy be funny, or a respected director's shot at horror comedy to be at least a little bit of at least one of the above. _Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where pos”
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