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βA 4.0-star heart-pounding sprint that never looks back.β
famfacat Β· Metacritic β
βIt was sharp, chaotic, and relentlessly rhythmic, moving at a pace that made even "Source Code" feel slow.β
famfacat Β· Metacritic β
βFrom start to finish 'Crank' is a huge and messy jokeβ
clem666 Β· Metacritic β
βThis film is an absolute blast from start to finishβ
gt1967 Β· Metacritic β
βdelivers the violence and thrills in a non stop manner that leaves you breathlessβ
gt1967 Β· Metacritic β
βNon-stop action can sometimes be fun, but when it's the same thing repeating over and over again for 90 minutes, even the biggest action fan gets tired of it.β
Tss5078 Β· Metacritic β
Read 26 Aug 2026 Β· confidence 34% Β· scored on the same 0-100 scale as a community score Β· how this works
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βA Saw for the action crowd, this is an intense, stripped-down ride that goes places youβd never expect. Edgy and outrageous, it should get the fearless Statham some deserved attention.β
Nick De Semlyen, Empire Β· 80
βFirst-time feature directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor play with speed and sound to effectively recreate the buzz of an over-caffeinated all-nighter, delivering one of the yearβs best pure junk-food entertainments.β
Luke Y. Thompson, L.A. Weekly Β· 80
βCrank is an efficient, witty, junkyard dog of an action movie for its first hour. Unfortunately, the script runs out of gas before the hero does. While it's cooking, though, it's violently preposterous fun.β
Ty Burr, Boston Globe Β· 75
βIf you can stomach the hard-R rating, this is a smart, sexy and funny sprint.β
David Hiltbrand, Philadelphia Inquirer Β· 75
βNeveldine and Taylor empty their handbasket of cinematic tricks. They display visual wit, have fun with pop songs, and shoot much of the film in slightly choppy fast-motion ("under-cranked," get it?).β
Michael Ordona, Los Angeles Times Β· 70
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 26 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
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βA 4.0-star heart-pounding sprint that never looks back.β
famfacatabout 0β100% inread it β
βIt was sharp, chaotic, and relentlessly rhythmic, moving at a pace that made even "Source Code" feel slow.β
famfacatabout 0β100% inread it β
βFrom start to finish 'Crank' is a huge and messy jokeβ
clem666about 0β100% inread it β
βThis film is an absolute blast from start to finishβ
gt1967about 0β100% inread it β
βA violent and vulgar distraction. Indeed, British magazine Radio Times reviewed Crank and called it a violent and vulgar distraction, maybe so if you be a little prudish and timid of stomach for high octane thrills. Crank is utterly bonkers fun, and it knows it, star Jason Statham knows it, directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor know it, and quite frankly any action movie junkie fan knows it. The tongue is planted so firmly into cheek it is in danger of breaking skin, it's a film that β
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