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Read from 46 comments (44 from Metacritic, 2 from TMDB reviews) β 13 of them described how it moves.
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βapart from the very start and the very end there is nothing happeningβ
PHubbs Β· Metacritic β
βits far too longβ
ydnar4 Β· Metacritic β
βtoo slow placedβ
FranzHcritic Β· Metacritic β
βit actually starts with a thoroughly enjoyable heist set pieceβ
hoops2448 Β· Metacritic β
βsettling into its tale of mediocrityβ
hoops2448 Β· Metacritic β
βforced to sit through dull scene after dull scene of Lopez chewβ
hoops2448 Β· Metacritic β
Read 28 Aug 2026 Β· confidence 100% Β· scored on the same 0-100 scale as a community score Β· how this works
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βEven the people who griped about Tom Cruise being cast as the towering Jack Reacher will have to admit Statham fits nicely in Parker's shoes.β
Connie Ogle, Miami Herald Β· 75
βThe movie is neatly directed by Taylor Hackford, who keeps it moving quickly without descending into a blur of cut-cut-cut edits.β
Stephen Whitty, Portland Oregonian Β· 75
βParker...is not a great movie....But Parker is nonetheless great fun. It is part of a welcome trend, or counter-trend, in action filmmaking, an effort to strip away the apocalyptic bloat and digital fakery that have overtaken the genre and return to its pulpy, nasty, mechanical roots.β
A.O. Scott, The New York Times Β· 70
βThe picture is far from great, but it's a serviceable B-movie with some A-list talent on a slumming expedition.β
Stephen Farber, The Hollywood Reporter Β· 70
βCrisp and efficient, with the occasional clunky moments, Parker also shows off Jennifer Lopez (literally) to good effect, while mostly squandering the rest of its first-rate cast.β
Brian Lowry, Variety Β· 70
Scores from Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, read 28 Aug 2026. Quotes belong to their publications and link to the full reviews.
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βapart from the very start and the very end there is nothing happeningβ
PHubbsabout 10β90% inread it β
βits far too longβ
ydnar4about 0β100% inread it β
βtoo slow placedβ
FranzHcriticabout 0β100% inread it β
βit actually starts with a thoroughly enjoyable heist set pieceβ
hoops2448about 0β15% inread it β
βJason Statham once again proves to be very dangerous fella to double cross. This time, "Parker" meticulously plans a heist that nets him and his gang a million bucks. They are greedy, though, and when they want to use their ill gotten gains to stake an even bigger robbery - which our man "Parker" isn't so keen on; they dump him on the roadside, left for dead. Bad move! Once he is back on his feet, he works with the frankly annoying realtor Jennifer Lopez to thwart their proposed robbery. As you β
CinemaSerfread it β
β**One of the most Jason Statham-y Jason Statham movies to exist** In this movie Jason Statham wears a wig, pretends to be a priest, pretends to be a cowboy, does an outlandishly hilarious Texan hee-haw accent that Jennifer Lopez's character somehow finds believable (and is shocked when she hears his British accent). This movie is dumb, ridiculous, hilarious, and as always with Mr. Statham, action packed to the brim. Statham's character, Parker, is practically unkillable, and while his moraβ
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